Boredom + Borderline A.D.D. = This Nonsense

Me to the girl cashier who gave me a look cus I bought chardonnay AND champagne for myself…

Go Or Go Ahead by Rufus Wainwright. http://shz.am/t20126537

Wait. We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.” And for all these reasons. I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Wait. We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.” And for all these reasons. I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Me to customers today!!!!!!!!!

Me to customers today!!!!!!!!!

Now we’re here…sigh/yum!

Now we’re here…sigh/yum!

“it just depends on biscuits.”

-carls jr gal…laura

My halloween costume option 1

My halloween costume option 1

Omg, carl’s jr gal telling us secrets about mcdonalds!z!

Omg, carl’s jr gal telling us secrets about mcdonalds!z!

Eating food now…but I’m tired. A drink awaits me at home!

Eating food now…but I’m tired. A drink awaits me at home!

I need to fix my car…but I need more shoes…

I need to fix my car…but I need more shoes…